Joe has a lot of great quotes. Here are some. ^_^.

Joe

"Man! I was worried I'd catch a summer cold. But this is even worse!" (his first words in the series; when it starts snowing at summer camp)

"Didn't this use to be wall?"

"I just don't like to eat on an empty stomach. Besides, I don't even know what that stuff is, but I'm sure I'm allergic to it!"

"We'll never get out of here alive. I knew I wouldn't like summer camp, but would my parents listen to me? I wanted to go to summer school!"

"Why do you think we almost killed ourselves coming to find you? It's because you're part of the team." (to Mimi)

"We don't need a map to know we're lost."

"It is ALWAYS better to be safe than sorry. Think first."

"I have a question, do we trust a pink ping-pong ball with wings?" (about Piximon)

"Could you yell a little quieter?"

"Don't you know I'm hydrophobic?!"

"This is much worse than even I thought it was!"

"Keep it simple - that's always been my motto."

"I've gotta be the cautious one around here. I have to be the voice of reason."

"I'm gonna eat it! At least I won't die hungry!" (eating food suspected of being dangerous)

"I'm gonna make darn sure the sun DOES come up!"

"The attention span of a gnat..." (about Tai)

"Can we trust this talking can-opener?" (about Datamon)

"I saw this movie where a robot came to life and ate everyone." (when Andromon comes to life)

"I break out in hives in the dark."

"Can anyone explain why we're tiptoeing instead of RUNNING FOR OUR LIVES?!"

"Would you PLEASE stop taunting the deranged android?!" (to Tai)

"Am I the only one who finds strolling leisurely through the sewers just slightly DISGUSTING?"

"I miss doing homework..."

"Forget books, this really rocks!" (when hypnotised in Toy Town)

"This salt air is killing my sinuses."

"Then we can stay here in the digital world for up to.... Let's see, carry the four, divide by three.... A really, really long time!"

"I tried positive thinking once. I was positive about one thing: I positively hated it!"

"Bad dog, bad dog!" (to Gomamon)

"Take a little responsibility!" (to Mimi)

"Jim was right. I'm a doormat. Good for a laugh. A joke. Yeah, good old Joe. You can always rely on him... to fall into the mud or off a cliff. Well, not any more. It's time for a brand new Joe!"

"I shouldn't wear these pants. They ride up when I do a lot of walking."

"My mom's gonna want a full refund!"

"If I'm responsible for everyone's safety, then I have to protect them."

"I have to think positive! I'm responsible! I've gotta do it!"

"You people drive me crazy!"

"Of all the totally rude and selfish... it's unbelievable... you guys are supposed to be my friends, my friends, my friends!"

"Just my luck. The second I start enjoying vacation, another monster tries to destroy the world."

"This is one of those days where everything goes wrong..."

"D'you think he'd mind rescheduling our destruction?

"I wonder if superheroes are listed in the phone book..."

"Do you think when this whole thing started that we had any idea what the right thing to do was? Of course not! But that didn't stop us, did it. Maybe we're here for a reason. Maybe we're the only ones who can do it!" (to Sora)

"I'd shake hands... if you had any."

"He was meaner than a cat taking a bath." (about Ogremon)

"I'm not trying to put you on the spot or anything like that. I just think we all really believe in you, Tai."

"Fortunately, I landed on the one part of my body that has a built-in airbag." (after falling on his backside ^^;)

"Don't be a quitter!" (to Sora)

"Makes perfect sense to me!" (after saying something that made no sense)

"It's depressing... unless you're a big fan of charcoal." (upon surveying the ruined Primary Village)

"Did I just hear you eating AGAIN?!" (to Gomamon)

"If I starve, who're you gonna protect?!" (to Gomamon who ate all the food)

"I don't like adventure, I'm a stay-at-home-and-read kinda guy."

"Not me! I am not a leader!"

"I am brave! You're right! I am the bravest one here!"

"Step lively now, troops! Let's have no stragglers!"

"Okay... I'm afraid..."

"There ARE people in the church! Dancing! Badly, I might add."

"I'm allergic - ow! - allergic to pain!" (being beaten up by Bakemon)

"You don't wanna eat me, I'm mostly gristle anyway!"

"Listen, you never hear ME complaining!"

"For someone without a hand, you've got a pretty strong grip!" (to Gomamon; his last words in the series)

Spoken by others to/about Joe

"Oh, go have your pity party somewhere else!" -Sora

"Hey, check out the genius. He's trying to call the telephone repairman because the telephones don't work." -Tai

"You whimper more than my puppy!" -Tai

"Get a grip, Joe!" -Tai

"For once, you might be right, Joe." -Sora

"When we had to survive on our own, we grew up very fast... except for Joe, he just threw up very fast!" -Tai

"Strange as it sounds, I wish Joe were here!" -Tai

"I'm glad we never hear you complaining..." -Tai

"I guess if the sun doesn't come up tomorrow, we'll know you failed!" -Jim

Izzy: Very curious. Does Joe always behave like this?
Tai (wearily): Every single day.

Palmon: Think he likes ya!
Mimi: No way!

"This is Joe. But don't ever scare him, he'd probably wet his pants." -Tai

"It's your life, you've got to live it your way, not Dad's way." -Jim


Gomamon

"I wanna see a little get-up-and-gomamon!"

"Don't we get points for enthusiasm?"

"What's a 'parent'?"

Duane: You kids are on your own!
Gomamon: Good riddance, you're a lousy driver anyway.

Gomamon: We'll be back in time to eat!
Tai: Or GET eaten.

Biyomon: Gomamon's em-ba-rassed!
Gomamon: No way, I'm no such thing!

"You're strong when you're hungry!" (to Joe who is strangling him for eating all the food)

"In the words of our friends, he's, like, a loser!" (about Bakemon)

"A C?! Forget Myotismon, this is a REAL disaster!"

"We may be able to trick him? I think that's a given, he doesn't look too smart!" (about a Bakemon guard)

"Joe can be anything he wants to be!"

"I hate running away!" (Ikkakumon)

"I think you actually have a sense of humour!... well, maybe not." (to Joe)

"That's not your everyday kind of flying horse, Joe."

"This is going to be the big one. Joe, it's time to show your true self!" (Ikkakumon, before facing Devimon)

Joe and Gomamon

Joe: I told you that we need to ration which means to save food for later, as in MUCH LATER!
Gomamon: But it is later, Joe, you told me that twenty minutes ago!

Ikkakumon: So tired... sinking...
Joe: Sinking is bad!

Joe: Hey, do you think we when all get back, we'll be some kind of heroes? And win a whole bunch of awards, like an Emmy or something?
Gomamon: Joe!
Joe: Sorry! Old dopey me. Open mouth, insert foot. I mean, we can always come back, right guys? Right?
Gomamon: Joe....
Joe: Oh, I forgot. Faux pas. Time passes differently here than in our world. You guys will probably be long gone. Whoops, there goes the other foot.

Joe: I know it's gonna be hard to find a friend as great as I am, Gomamon. But you'll have to try.
Gomamon: Not a problem. I took an ad out in the personals. I've got five interviews lined up for next week.

Joe: What was that, a floating fish market?
Gomamon: Lucky for us those fish were having a school reunion! Haha!
Joe: Huh?
Gomamon: I'm kidding! Those fish are good friends of mine, and I just asked them for a lift!
Joe: Wow, all this time I thought I was allergic to seafood. Thank you!

Gomamon: Maybe your harmonica playing is keeping him in hiding!
Joe: Everybody's a critic!

Joe: I should have known. What made me think the boats would be working when nothing else is?
Gomamon: It could be worse. We could be stuck in some crazy -
Joe: Please stop saying it could be worse. I have news for you, pal, it IS worse! The whole world is stuck in turmoil, and we're waiting for a ride into town!
Gomamon: We might as well just give up right now!
Joe: Well, I wouldn't go that far... after all, it could be worse...

Gomamon: Sometimes I just hafta trick him!
Joe: Did you just say something?
Gomamon: Uh yeah, nice night for a walk!
Joe: You're nuts.
Gomamon: What's so bad about that? I sure have more fun!

Gomamon: You look bummed.
Joe: How'm I supposed to take care of you, is there a handbook or something? I feel very inadequate.
Gomamon: Me too!

Gomamon: We make quite a team!
Joe: Actually, we do.

Gomamon: I know this is no day at the beach, Joe, but that's no reason to be a worrywart and make all your friends unhappy. Pardon the pun, but chill out - only you have a problem with the cold... right guys?
Joe: I'm allergic to fur.

Dialogue including Joe

Joe: Help me! This thing, this thing.... it won't leave me alone!
Bukamon: Hey, who're you calling a thing? I'm no stuffed animal. The name is Bukamon.
Joe: Wha- what's wrong with you guys? Don't you see this creature hanging off me? And those creatures standing right there? They're- they're everywhere! What are they?!
All Digimon: We're Digimon. Digital monsters!

Joe: Well, it doesn't look or feel weird to me!
Izzy: Perhaps my definition of weird differs to yours.

Mimi: There must be thousands of them!
Joe: I'd say under a hundred.

Matt: I was only resting my eyes!
Joe: Well, your eyes were snoring pretty loudly.

Tai: What do you think Gennai meant when he said we weren't taking proper care of our Digimon?
Joe: Beats me. We've done everything but give them an allowance.

Joe: Where did all the fish come from?
Gomamon: If it's not broken, don't fix it!
Izzy: It's really just elementary, Joe, there's probably just a dimensional vortex fixed in the water.
Joe: Uh.

Piximon: Just a little further...
Joe: That's about the seventh time he's said that.

Izzy: The universe is expanding.
Joe: My feet are expanding. We've been walking all day...

(Gomamon uses Marching Fishes against Ogremon and the small fish seem to have some effect)
Gomamon: When the small and weak join forces to fight for a good purpose, they can often bring about the downfall of the big and powerful.
Ogremon (thwacking fish): Graah! Get off me!
Gomamon: Then again, sometimes they haven't got a chance!
Joe: Neither do we!

Matt: I say we follow them and see where they lead!
Joe: They'll just lead to trouble.

Joe: That's it! Doomed. The heat has baked our brains and we're all gonna end up like roasted piglets!
Izzy: Just remain calm, Joe. We've only been walking for two minutes.

Biyomon: Eat as much as you want. We have more than enough for seconds.
Joe: Yeah, well, there's probably a good reason for that.
Sora: You know, that's exactly what I was afraid you were going to say.

Joe: We each have our own path to follow.
Mimi: What does THAT mean?
Joe: Tai knows what he's doing. He knows where he fits in, and so do you. So do the others! But I don't. Look, I know we're in for the fight of our lives, and part of me knows that I should stay and help. But I... I want you to count on me. If I'm unreliable, then Gomamon can't fully digivolve. We're like circus clowns, we just get in the way! (to Gomamon) Don't look at me like that, you know it's true! I'm gonna figure this out. They don't call me Old Reliable for nothing.
Gomamon: But they don't.
Joe: I'll ignore that. I think Matt was searching for the same thing when he left and I wanna know if he found it somewhere... out there.

Joe: Hey, Ogremon.
Ogremon: Mreeh?
Joe: Take a rest. I'll stand guard for a while.
Ogremon: You?! You sure you can handle it, little guy?
Joe: Whaddya mean?! I can handle it fine!
Ogremon: You can't even handle combing your hair...

Joe: They're aggravating my hayfever!
Matt: Hey Joe, is there anything you don't complain about?!

Matt: Who says it ever gets dark here?
Izzy: That phenomenon would be unnatural.
Joe: And you call this natural?

Gomamon: Joe, why is it we're always walking UPhill?
Ogremon: Hey, yeah, it's freezing! (to Frigimon) Hey, d'you mind?! I'm starting to get numb back there! Give me a little room, willya! (to Meramon) You too, ya walking barbeque!
Joe: The walking uphill I can deal with. But I sure could use a pair of earplugs.

Matt: And let the monsters beware!
Joe: Well, my plan is to avoid all monsters. Yup, that's my plan.

Etemon: You're becoming a nuisance.
Joe: Of course. I'm a teenager.

Mimi: Wow, everybody's being so nice, so sweet!
Palmon: It must be because of your charming personality!
Ogremon: Something tells me we should just nod our heads and go along.
Meramon: Yeah, right.
Gomamon: Come on, admit it Joe! Say it! She's charming!
Joe (blushing): SHE'S NOT CHARMING! I mean she is! I'm... not going to have this conversation!

Matt: A great darkness?!
Joe: Don't look now, but... it's pretty dark.

Joe: This is getting weird!
Matt: And floating in the sky is normal?

Tai: I said ONE volunteer, not thirteen!
Mimi: I thought I'd keep you company.
Joe: And we're gonna keep Mimi company.

Gennai: But there is something you must never forget...
Joe: I'll never forget this stomache-ache.
Sora: Joe, this is serious!

Joe: That's impossible! You mean all those adventures took less time than it does to say "get a haircut"?
Mimi: Please, Joe, don't exaggerate! Imagine getting your hair done in such a short amount of time!

Joe: But those are halibut. They're salt-water fish.
Jennai: You are right. So I have to feed them popcorn, salted pretzels and tons of salted nuts.

Sora: Wow, Joe, why not just eat the bones too?
Joe: Hey, I was hungry!

Joe: Now that we're home, we don't have to eat leaves any more! We can eat cheeseburgers!
Mimi: That's right, and pepperoni pizza!
TK: And french fries!
Matt: And ice cream!
Sora: Yeah, and broccoli!
Everyone: BROCCOLI?!

Tai: We learned a lot!
Joe: Yeah, learned how to scrub floors and starve half to death.

Izzy: The fog's clearing!
Joe: Great, now we can clearly see we're lost.

Tai: Maybe she wants to chop off our heads.
Joe: Don't even joke about that...

Mimi: Sorry we're late. Joe fell in the river.
Joe: You're the one who kept going "I'm bored, I'm tired!" and had to rest every five minutes!

Joe: I'm not exploring anywhere. I say we stay right where we are.
Matt: Yeah, let's wait for that giant bug to come get us.

(Joe and Sora are both Digimonless, tied up, and about to be eaten by Bakemon)
Joe: Okay, don't panic. I'm still in control and feeling strong.
Sora: Okay...
Joe: WAAAAH I DON'T WANNA BE SOMEONE'S APPETISER I'M SUPPOSED TO GO TO MED SCHOOL!

Sora: Lighten up a little, Joe, we're just trying to look on the positive side of things.
Joe: Bleaah!

Joe: We don't know if they're fit for human consumption.
Tai: Then I'll be the guinea pig! If I turn purple, you'll know they're not edible!

Matt: You're a basketcase!
Joe: I am just trying to be careful, unlike the rest of you weirdos.

Joe: You're both making me a nervous wreck. Just give me a chance to think. Don't be difficult!
Matt: What?! You are the most difficult person I ever met!

Joe: Besides... I'm gonna make darn sure the sun DOES come up!
Sora: Wow, Joe, I didn't know you had it in you!
Mimi: What a man!

Joe: His power comes from evil but I know that good can beat him with time.
Sora: What if it's too late?
Joe: It's never too late to fight evil!

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