I originally had at least twice as many as this but I lost a lot of them when my hard drive was reformatted. -_-.

Well, I don’t normally fight with morons. -Sano

Oh boy, women these days... -Kenshin

Challenge me if you dare!! *door swings open* They DO?! -Yahiko

Yahiko: You came here to make fun of me, right?
Sano: Do you think I’d do a thing like that?
Ayame/Suzume: Yes!

Yahiko: What did you say, you hag?!
Kaoru: You mean ‘sensei’!

You can always die. It’s living that takes courage. -Kenshin

Kaoru: We follow them, of course!
Sano: This plan is really bad... sounds good!

All women are good for is sitting around and complaining. -Yahiko

Don’t be angry. Only strong people can bet their lives for pride. It’s not necessary to have that pride or honour for only letting life pass... -Hajime

With a face like yours, he’d run over broken glass to get away from you. -Yahiko

I have to walk the razor’s edge between life and madness during the battle. -Kenshin

Sano: They’re trying to distract us by using a babe. It’s a common tactic. Be careful.
Hajime: You’re the only one who’d be hard-up enough to fall for it.

Soujiro: You’re... serious now.
Kenshin: I’m always serious. Otherwise, no one will take me seriously.

What you call peace is only conveniently packaged nonsense, nothing more. -Shishio

Pain can be overcome by spirit and determination that is more powerful than pain itself. -Kenshin

Kenshin: It’s some kind of wooden sword, isn’t it?
Kaoru: It’s a fishing rod.

Too complex... -Sano (trying to drink soup with a spoon)

My luck’s been so bad at dice lately that I can’t even eat. Someone give me some luck, please! If you do, I’ll bring you something nice... for now, just put it on my tab. -Sano praying

It’d be impossible to eat all Kaoru’s cooking if you weren’t starving! -Yahiko

Today being such a special and romantic day for a woman... and he brings me a CATFISH!! -Kaoru

Itsuko: Hey, everyone, your lunch is ready!
Sano: Heh, that’s why I came...

Sano: Well, books I ain’t so good at, don’tcha think?
Yahiko: Exactly! You’re forever the retard fighter.

You know, sometimes I just wanna kill you all! -Kaoru

The girls praying at a shrine:
Kaoru: I wish Kenshin would understand my feelings.
Misao: I wish I could see Aoshi-sama smile.
Omasu: I wish Okina would stop chasing tail.
Ochika: I wish I coulda gotten some from Hiko Seijurou-sama.
Megumi: I wish that idiot would get smarter. But I can’t expect miracles.

My beauty is so critical! Waaaaaaaah! -Kaoru

Stop calling me ‘barbarian’! I have a great name, Sagara Sanosuke! -Sano

Misao: I’m Makimachi Misao! I may look like a lovely and demure Kyoto girl, but I’m also the leader of the Oniwa banshuu! Pleased to meetcha! Just call me the Lovely Misao!
Yutaro (terrified): ‘Kay...

Be nicer, you troll! -Yahiko

Sano: Using my superior gambling skills, I choose... this way!
*a few minutes later*
Kenshin: It’s a long way down. We won’t survive if we fall... heheheh.
Kaoru: Should we try and cross it? Maybe we should go back the other way.
Yahiko: Well, we did go with Sanosuke’s keen sense of gambling.
Sano: That sorta reminds me... I’ve been shit out of luck lately, hmm...
Yahiko: Now you tell us!

(Misao strangles Yahiko)
Kenshin: They’re so energetic.
Kaoru: That’s not quite how I’d put it...

Sano: Now there’s no chance of you getting lost!
Yahiko: *You’re* the one who does that!

Tae: You’ve complained about those unsightly pounds...
Kaoru: I know I did, but...
Misao: Those are pounds of happiness, right? Himura’s a great cook, so she may take up sumo wrestling some day.

Aoshi: What are you doing, Battousai?
Kenshin: Laundry, of course.
Aoshi: Do you normally do this?

Kaoru: Hey, how come you’re only eating her side? My side hasn’t been touched!
Yahiko: No one wants to die!

Kaoru: Tae-san, you’re so calm. If it had been me, I’d have kicked the shit out of him.
Yahiko: And then he’d have been as ugly as you!

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