Don’t touch me! What if I catch bad grades from you?! -Naru (to Keitaro)

This girl looks normal. -Keitaro (on Su, seconds before she starts attacking him with toy tanks)

I know no matter how far I walk, the destination will be the same. -Shinobu

I’m not good at anything. I can’t even smile. -Shinobu

Kitsune: Oh, I guess he’s still alive.
Su: Keitaro the immortal!

Otohime: You have a cute face. Are you in middle school?
Keitaro: I’M 20 YEARS OLD!

Naru: This jerk failed 3 times already.
Otohime: Ah, I see, so you’re stupid right?
Naru: Yup, he’s stupid.

Su: Sendai and Kyoto are... different?
Shinobu: YES THEY ARE!!

Otohime: What a nice young couple they are!
*in the background, Naru beats up on Keitaro*

You didn’t buy anything but sashimi and sake... -Keitaro (to Kitsune)

Keitaro, it’ll be great if you keep failing, year after year! Then we’ll always be able to live together! -Su

Shinobu: She looks troubled.
Su: Could it be that she’s hungry?

I want to be liked for who I am! -Keitaro

Even Keitaro’s laundry bothers me! -Naru

No, it’s not fine! Think about me who has to wear this! -Motoko

Su-chan, if you stay in a place like this, you’ll be infected with his stupidity. -Naru

This room amazes me whenever I look at it... -Keitaro (on Su's jungle)

Who are you calling an old lady?! -Haruka

He’s got problems... -Kitsune

Can’t you come through a door normally for once? -Narusegawa

Biting onto turtles while bathing... weird kid. -Kentaro

I looked at tomorrow’s schedule and it was 48 hours’ worth! -Narusegawa

Keitaro: That’s because you are an idol. People like me shouldn’t even be able to talk to you.
Narusegawa: Then I... don’t want to be an idol any more.

We went to a horse race and squandered all the company’s money, so they told us to leave... -Kitsune

Keitaro: But, scared of turtles? You certainly do have a feminine side!
Motoko: *WHACK*

If the turtle is causing that much trouble, then I’ll just eat him for you very soon! -Su

You belong in a river of pesticides! -Motoko (to Tama)

Don’t you have any normal-looking clothes? -Motoko (to Kitsune)

I’m being chased by a turtle... hit on by weird guys... -Motoko

Stalker Turtle! -Kitsune

Why is Tama-chan spewing out flames?! -Shinobu

Whatever the look I have, that does not decide who I am. -Motoko

Su: But why did Keitaro decide to kiss?
Shinobu: Wasn’t he just trying to get the dust out of her eyes?

When the money is gone, it’s time to break the ties. Bye bye! -Narusegawa

That wino... uhhh, nice person told me to wait here until he dries my clothes. -Keitaro

If I am not wrong, there should be a turtle civilisation around here. -Seta

Excavating won’t always get you what you want. Maybe after digging, nothing will come out at all. That’s why I love it. Because if we don’t try, we would never find anything. -Seta

Feel the wrath of the minor characters! -Haitani/Shirai

I’ve seen that in manga a lot, but I’ve never seen it work. -Keitaro

Shirai: I’m going for Haruka-san all the way.
Haitani: You sure have weird taste...

If I live with those guys, I’ll turn eccentric too. -Sara

This girl, she’s a more dangerous character than me. -Sara (on Su)

What’s this? Isn’t Keitaro acting strangely sharp today? Normally, he would fall with Shinobu and stick his head in her skirt, and she would run off screaming “noooo!” The standard pattern. -Kitsune

Promises... do they disappear like the fog right after they have been fulfilled? -Haruka

I am the daughter of a financial group’s CEO who was taken control of by turtles that came from space and came here to rest at the sanitarium next door, right? -Otohime

*Keitaro gets hit with heavy flying object*
Keitaro: Narusegawa! I’m sorry!
Otohime: Eh? Where is Naru-san?
Keitaro: Eh? ^^;; Ahh, that was a conditioned reflex!

Keitaro: Narusegawa has a legitimate reason for trying for Tokyo U.
Mei: You mean for guys?

I only have my dreams, and if I run away from them, I’ll have nothing left. -Keitaro

A warrior is not treated like an honoured guest! -Motoko

Narusegawa: Why did you come with me?
Kitsune: No reason!... we ran out of sake...

We’ve run into some migrating hot springs turtles! -Kentaro

No matter how wonderful that dream is, it’s not ours. -Keitaro

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